I could almost love you forever

I could almost love you forever if only….

you were more patient with me.
took care of me when I was sick
hanged out with my friends once
you gave me flowers more often
you pick up the phone every time I call
you remember to give me gift on my birthday (2 birthdays of mine!!)
you remember to take me out on valentines day (2 valentines!)
we exchanged gifts on Christmas day
we were together on New Year’s eve (2 New Years!)
you didn't lick my face everytime we kiss
you didn't stink so much... eew
you weren't as selfish as me
you didn't snore so loudly