Stochastic Notions

Where have all the good men gone?
I remember the good guys who send the girls flowers after a silly spat. The guy who takes you out on dates and takes the time to dress up; the guy who surprises you with random gifts just “for being you.” And the one who actually waits for you at the front porch to take you out, the guy who stays with you whole night just talking. The guy who buys anything in two so you can have the other one; the guy who pays for your food when you go out even if you were the one who asked him out.

Good guys are scarce here. There are the rich but stingy (cheap!), the handsome but poor, the kind but jobless, the cute looking but possessively crazy.

Hainaku.

The Evil Eye
Silverine has come back to me (after the bumper was changed.) I had to pay a thousand dirhmas for it. I have either been hit by the evil eye or maybe I am just a lousy driver. My month old license has already had 3 minor accidents. One when the bumper was dented while parked, maybe by me?? Another time when the stupid taxi driver hit me and third was when I was turning in the main road and I was not wearing my glasses and I hit the pavement, oops I think I have done that twice already.

So, Silverine is back and they told me that there is someone out there who envies my car and I ought to do either or all: donate money without telling anyone, break egg for each tire, slaughter a sheep, cut a chicken and put blood on the car. Man!

Pairing Up
I have two good friends whom I want to pair up. Both are beautiful beings with beautiful souls. They are gonna look so cute together. I just have the feeling…. Let’s keep our fingers crossed.

Football
A few nights back, my neighborhood was in chaos. There were police everywhere and cars were on bumper to bumper kissing ass case. Turns out, our nearby shisha place called Crazy Horse was showing football on the widescreen TV. No wonder!

Tonight, I will be watching football with Dana and Karim at the Le Meridien NRG. Maybe Djahanne will come with. Maybe Brian will come with. Maybe Cristina will come with. Maybe Marga will come with. We will have loads of fun.